Carolina Panthers accused of taking steroids.

I went to high school with Todd Sauerbrun, and frankly, I am not at all surprised.

He is accused of taking stanozolol, an injectable steroid.


"Sauerbrun is wild . . . . He's also the first punter I've ever seen get a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for taunting an opposing punt returner after knocking the guy down. Sauerbrun broke his nose on one tackle last season, but stayed in the game . . . . The guy is a frustrated strong safety, really, with Popeye biceps and a 415-pound bench press."

I was in the same kindergarten class, too, and I didn't like him then, either.

I am going to indulge in a little schadenfreude now.

ahhhhh.